[Text] NO
[Text] I am turning off my phone now Arthur. You will not get me to leave my nice, warm home and beau to come get a damn imaginary pumpkin. Go to bed.
[Text] Pisssss ogg
[Text] Quite.
[Text] gitttt
[Text] Arthur, I swear, I will come pick up the pumpkin tomorrow, okay little brathair? But I am tired, and I am in need of sleep.
[Text] Never mind I found it.
[Text] pleeeeaseeee
[Text] I am glad you found it brother.
[Text] Arthur, I am tired. I am pregnant, and traveling this late at night London is a hassle.
[Text] but pumkib
[Text] I’m sure you can take care of it until the morning.
[Text] NO
[Text] Quite.
[Text] gitttt
[Text] Arthur, I swear, I will come pick up the pumpkin tomorrow, okay little brathair? But I am tired, and I am in need of sleep.
[Text] Never mind I found it.
[Text] pleeeeaseeee
[Text] I am glad you found it brother.
[Text] Arthur, I am tired. I am pregnant, and traveling this late at night London is a hassle.
[Text] but pumkib
[Text] Quite.
[Text] gitttt
[Text] Arthur, I swear, I will come pick up the pumpkin tomorrow, okay little brathair? But I am tired, and I am in need of sleep.
[Text] Never mind I found it.
[Text] pleeeeaseeee
[Text] I just wanted to check that it wasn’t you, calm down.
[Text] Noooow
[Text] I am calm.
[Text] Artie, I am not taking a six hour train ride to London just to get a pumpkin at 3 in the morning.
[Text] Quite.
[Text] gitttt
[Text] But my hair colour is obvious. My tea is not, and therefore more infuriating.
[Text] gett the punkim
[Text] Arthur, if you do not stop accusing me of moving your damn tea, I will bring my pregnant self down there and kick your ass. And then find your tea and move it just to be contrary.
[Text] I will get the pumpkin in the morning.
[Text] I just wanted to check that it wasn’t you, calm down.
[Text] Noooow
[Text] You could have used magic. And that’s why I’ll also be interrogating them later.
[Text] nevattttttt
[Text] Art, if I wanted to use magic, I’d change your hair colour or something. Not move your damn tea.
[Text] *sighs*
[Text] But my hair colour is obvious. My tea is not, and therefore more infuriating.
[Text] gett the punkim